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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Smallville is Actually the Same Show As Buffy the Vampire Slayer

There are worse ideas, I suppose.

Buffy Summers has supernatural powers. She uses those powers to fight evil in the form of vampires and demons in the otherwise quiet town of Sunnydale, while at the same time just trying to get through high school. Very few people are allowed to know about her powers, but among the chosen few are her two best friends and sidekicks: Willow Rosenberg and Xander Harris. Willow is in love with Xander but won’t say anything about it, because she knows that Xander is in love with Buffy. Buffy, meanwhile, is in love with Angel, who incidentally happens to love her back. Angel isn’t quite part of the little group. Xander and Angel are always kind of jealous of each other, even when they are getting along. There are all kinds of reasons why Buffy and Angel can’t/shouldn’t be together, but they just won’t give it up. They finally get together and have a somewhat rocky relationship until Angel is removed from the scene to make room for new plot lines. The show’s action is accompanied by a combination of orchestral-style music and more modern songs.


Clark Kent has supernatural powers. He uses those powers to fight evil in the form of kryptonite mutants in the otherwise quiet town of Smallville, while at the same time just trying to get through high school. Very few people are allowed to know about his powers, but among the chosen few are his two best friends and sidekicks: Pete Ross and Chloe Sullivan. Pete is in love with Chloe, but won’t say anything about it because he knows that Chloe is in love with Clark. Clark, meanwhile, is in love with Lana Lang, who incidentally happens to love him back. Lana isn’t quite part of the little group. Chloe and Lana are always kind of jealous of each other, even when they are getting along. There are all kinds of reasons why Clark and Lana can’t/shouldn’t be together, but they just won’t give it up. They finally get together and have a somewhat rocky relationship until Lana is removed from the scene to make room for new plot lines. The show’s action is accompanied by a combination of orchestral-style music and more modern songs.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Book Review: The Woman in White


This book has long been on my (imaginary) List of Books I Ought to Have Read But Haven't. It's a classic in and out of its genre and I assumed it must have influenced much of what came later, but I never got to it until I pulled it off the library shelf on a whim last week. Little did I know just how far this book would exceed my expectations:
"An experiment is attempted in this novel, which has not (so far as I know) been hitherto* tried in fiction. The story of the book is told throughout by the characters of the book. They are all placed in different positions along the chain of events; and they all take the chain up in turn, and carry it on to the end...it has afforded my characters a new opportunity of expressing themselves, through the medium of the written contributions which they are supposed to make to the progress of the narrative." (Wilkie Collins, Preface to the 1860 edition of The Woman in White)
It's all told in letters and diary entries. How many novels have you read that are told in multiple first-person narratives? I mean, Meg Cabot, people. And this was the first time somebody tried this? Way to change modern literature.
And the plot. Is so. Crazy. Insane asylums, dark Secrets, forgeries, crumbling mansions, secret societies, kidnapping, poisoning, love affairs, and on and on. I really do have to read on to find out what happens next, and I've gotten pretty darn good at predicting the paths of mystery novels. Collins seems to have written this story for the sheer fun of it, and oh it shows. No wonder this book is the one mentioned on his tombstone. I read The Moonstone a while back and it was fine, but not NEARLY this dark and twisty and entertaining. My copy of The Woman in White is over 600 pages, but it still reads fast.
Also, Marian? She's smarter than most of the people in this book and reportedly has a bombshell body sans corsets (W.C. gets points for thinking that corsets are stupid), but apparently her face is "ugly" and she's all spinstery because she's all of 23 or so. She basically runs the household at Limmeridge and takes care of her pretty but bird-brained sister throughout the rest of the book, though it's hard to see what she gets out of it all. For a minute there I thought Walter might put down the torch he carried for Laura and figure out that his real partner-in-justice was really Marian. But I suppose that would be a just too much for Victorian England. The violence and corruption they could handle, but our hero falling for a smart, marginally attractive spinster? Never.
*how great a word is "hitherto"?
Vaguely Related:
2D Goggles
: Quasi-Victorian steampunk-ish hijinks
Pretty chart!
For some reason it does not mention The Woman in White, but The Moonstone appears in the area devoted to the Gothic Novel. Maybe I should go back to that book after all...
Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote a musical based on this book. I heart musicals, but I can't help feeling that this one is better off staying on the page. Also, why is it marketed as a "ghost story?"